Bottlers of London air
#01483
Something to send the group chat
Trade
One bottle, opened by one person, discussed by eleven for the rest of the week.
Price
£2.99 a bottle, sealed, to any inbox.
#01483
The occasion
The roomThe chat has been quiet for nine days and somebody has to do something about it.
The bottlePick the one who will make the most of it. They will post the certificate themselves.
The nameOne bottle per address per day. The chat will have to take turns.
What we would send the group chat
- First choiceCircle line eastbound, 18:40Warm, upholstered, a long finish of other people.Eighty-one passengers standing, windows shut since Paddington. Everyone has been in that carriage.
- SecondCamden beer garden, 15:20Ripe, sunlit, four pints deep, no apology.Sunlit and unapologetic. For a chat that formed on a warm Saturday and never closed.
The cellar is not open yet
No bottle can be dispatched today. Leave your address and we will tell you the hour one can.
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- ForSomething to send your flatmateThe shortest way to raise the matter of the washing up, sealed and delivered to their inbox.
- ForSomething to send your brotherBrothers keep a running account. A bottle settles one line of it, in ninety seconds.
- ForSomething to send a colleagueFor the colleague who microwaves fish at one, on an open-plan floor, without comment.