Bottlers of London air
#01484
Something to send your brother
Trade
Brothers keep a running account. A bottle settles one line of it, in ninety seconds.
Price
£2.99 a bottle, sealed, to any inbox.
#01484
The occasion
The roomHe has known you his whole life and has never once let anything go.
The bottleThis is a gift with a serial number, tasting notes and provenance, and it is still a fart.
The nameYour name appears on the certificate the moment he corks it, and not one second before.
What we would send your brother
- First choiceCamden beer garden, 15:20Ripe, sunlit, four pints deep, no apology.Four pints deep on a warm Saturday, generous throughout. It suits a brother.
- SecondHackney towpath, 06:05Cold, silty, a duck's opinion of the morning.Cold and silty, taken before the runners. The lightest bottle we keep, for a brother you like.
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Also asked for
- ForSomething to send your flatmateThe shortest way to raise the matter of the washing up, sealed and delivered to their inbox.
- ForSomething to send a colleagueFor the colleague who microwaves fish at one, on an open-plan floor, without comment.
- ForSomething to send the group chatOne bottle, opened by one person, discussed by eleven for the rest of the week.