Bottlers of London air
#01485
Something to send your flatmate
Trade
The shortest way to raise the matter of the washing up, sealed and delivered to their inbox.
Price
£2.99 a bottle, sealed, to any inbox.
#01485
The occasion
The roomYou live with them. The kitchen has been a standing negotiation since the spring.
The bottleA bottle says the thing without a conversation. It is numbered, dated and signed at the cork.
The nameThey will know it was you. That is the point, and it is why nobody is hurt.
What we would send your flatmate
- First choiceDeptford market, 16:15Fishmonger's ice, wet cardboard, something turning.Drawn as the fish stalls came down. We would not open it indoors, which is where they live.
- SecondSoho basement bar, 23:50Dense, carpeted, last orders and a warm gin.Heavier, carpeted, slow to clear. For a kitchen that has been left a second time.
The cellar is not open yet
No bottle can be dispatched today. Leave your address and we will tell you the hour one can.
Also asked for
- ForSomething to send your brotherBrothers keep a running account. A bottle settles one line of it, in ninety seconds.
- ForSomething to send a colleagueFor the colleague who microwaves fish at one, on an open-plan floor, without comment.
- ForSomething to send the group chatOne bottle, opened by one person, discussed by eleven for the rest of the week.