Bottlers of London air
#01487
Something to send a colleague
Trade
For the colleague who microwaves fish at one, on an open-plan floor, without comment.
Price
£2.99 a bottle, sealed, to any inbox.
#01487
The occasion
The roomThe office has said nothing to him in two years, in writing or otherwise.
The bottleA bottle is not a complaint. It is a bottle, and it names the person who sent it.
The nameSend it to someone you actually know. A bottle from a stranger is not a joke.
What we would send a colleague
- First choiceSoho basement bar, 23:50Dense, carpeted, last orders and a warm gin.No windows, thirty years of carpet, unaired since seven. It answers a microwave fairly.
- SecondCircle line eastbound, 18:40Warm, upholstered, a long finish of other people.Warm and upholstered, with a long finish. The commute the two of you already share.
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