Easy Farty

Bottlers of London air

Entry 1

We bottle London’s air at a named place and hour.

Terms

Sealed, numbered and in any inbox in ninety seconds.

OrderTake one off the shelfSix standing today. £2.99.
A sealed bottle of London air, waxed at the cork
#01482

Today’s shelf

Place · hour · tasting notes

Tap an entry for its provenance. The cellar opens for orders shortly; six bottles stand ready.

The trade

CapturedOne bottle is filled at the named place, at the named hour. Then the shelf moves on.
DispatchedIt reaches the inbox you name in ninety seconds, sealed, sender withheld.
CorkedThey hear the air, exactly once. Then the certificate, and your name last.

The house has one rule. Nothing is ever poured twice. Each bottle is drawn from a single place at a single hour, numbered, and sealed. What is inside has never existed before and will not exist again.

The certificate travels with the bottle. Place, hour, tasting notes, then the name of the sender, in that order and never another.